jeres favorit sitcom-citater.. :D

jeg ELSKER mine halv-times grin!

så, tøser! hvad er jeres YNDLINGS serier, og tilhørende citater?

jeg har flere..

Scrubs:

Elliot: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.
J.D.: Oh, c’mon, Elliot, I’m sure you’ll eventually find a roommate who’s a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.
Elliot: Well, if you don’t it gets mildewy.
J.D.: You should live with my friend,McLooney.

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they’d rather catch the guy who’s stealing organs from the transplant ward.

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. (peger på sig selv imens han siger det 😆 )

Carla: Hey J.D. If you go out, would you get me a hot italian sausage?
Todd: I’ve got a hot Italian sausage for you right here.

og så min ABSOLUTTE favorit er hvor han tænker til melodien fra bonanza
Todd: Dundadadundun shiny scalpel! Dundadadundun I’m gonna slice him up!

Venner:

Rachel: Wha… married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that’s your answer to everything?

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I’m 29.

Janice: Oh… my… God!

Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I’m going to break up with you!

Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Phoebe: They’re gonna call her Chandler.
Chandler: That’s kind of a masculine name, don’t you think?
Phoebe: Works on you.

det afsnit hvor de laver quiz
Ross: Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breasts?
Rachel: 14.
Ross: No, 19.
Chandler: Thanks, man.

da monica og chandler er ved at få tvillinger
Monica: Chandler, you’re panicking…
Chandler: Yes! Join me, won’t you?

Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Chandler: I know this one. No, wait. That was popes into a Volkswagen.

How I Met Your Mother

Barney: Suit up!

Lily: Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?

Marshall er klædt som jack sparrow til halloween og Lily er papegøjen
Marshall: I’m not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! (lang akavet pause) ..OK, that came out wrong.

Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?

Barney: It’s gonna be legen… wait for it… dary!

Barney: It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

Barney: What’s that? Self five? Nice! We out!

Ted: So, who are we picking up?
Barney: I dunno… her? Or maybe her…
Ted: Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?
Barney: Yeah…
Ted: You’re kidding!
Barney: False!

kom med jeres! 🙂